(via peacewithoutreligion, blackstuddedfashion)
God, I love the 90s.
Happy birthday, my love. I hope you enjoyed your gifts.
WE CAN HAZ CAYKE TYME NAO!!
HOLY SEXUAL CHEMISTRY BATMAN!
at this point in the show, I jizzed in my pants about 800 times a second.
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I’m not cute or built to suit a fashion model’s size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I’m telling lies.
I say,
It’s in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I’m a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That’s me.
(via peacewithoutreligion, dontbetardyfortheparty)
My dream in life is to play Alice on Broadway…if only.
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